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Cerita Lucu Bahasa Inggris. Baiklah kali ini ane mau ngasih cerita lucu terbaru yakni cerita lucu bahasa inggris. Cerita ini hanya khusus untuk anda yang mengerti bahasa inggris dan kalaupun anda tidak mengerti bahasa inggris, anda bisa menterjemahkan menggunakan google translate. Langsung saja cerita lucu bahasa inggris terbaru berikut ini :

1. Cerita Lucu Bahasa Ingris Bag 1 :  - Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
2Cerita Lucu Bahasa Ingris Bag 2 :   - The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."
He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."
3. Cerita Lucu Bahasa Ingris Bag 3 : - The Boss and The Trainee
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!
HaHa! I hope you learn from this and that this never happens to you!! 
dan ini yang terakhir :

Bahasa Inggris Lucu

Seorang cowok bule sedang menanyakan sesuatu pada murid-murid privatnya,orang Jepang dan Orang Hongkong. "Ayo siapa yang bisa membuat satu paragraf dengan kata pink, yellow dan green".

Si orang Jepang mengangkat tangannya "Saya, Pak" lalu berkata,
"When the yellow morning sun comes, I saw a pink cadilac running trough the green green grass of home".
"Bagus sekali", kata si guru.
Si orang Hongkong tidak mau kalah dan menjawab,
"Saya juga bisa, Pak!", lalu berkata "I heard the phone green...green... then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

Gimana dengan cerita lucu bahasa inggris diatas ? lucukan, heheh! kalau anda yang tidak faham dengan bahasanya, saya sarankan kata katanya diterjemahkan pake google translate! xixixixixi